Exciting Job Offer at a Nuisance Site Near You
Bored with just doing ordinary useful jobs? Want to get up the noses of your fellow citizens a bit more?
Well, you’re in luck! Here’s the very thing for you, at an “exciting”, “brand new” testing facility “north of Lincoln” - and guess where that would be? (check out the original ad here).
Here’s the full text:
“Suppliers of cost effective services to the Defence Industry”
An exciting opportunity has arisen to get involved with a brand new Environmental Testing facility. Focusing on energetic materials for the defence industry, we are looking for a dynamic engineer to plan, set up and manage this facility for us.
Faldingworth Defence Ltd is a recently established company based just north of Lincoln. Other services that we provide include proofing and trials, storage, research and development and production of niche products. Our aim is to provide a site with a flexible, one stop shop philosophy.
The person we are looking for will be required to drive this project forward with the full support of the rest of the team and will be given full control of the project. Experience in the energetics industry and report writing will be given preference and previous exposure to the MOD would be a definite benefit although not essential.
Competitive salary offered to the right candidate. Then contact James Young with your CV at defencesoluk@aol.com
So if you want to be part of the problem rather than part of the solution, you know where to go…
We notice that Faldingworth Defence Ltd [21/8/07] is the same company as Defence Solutions Faldingworth Ltd [7/8/07], and Defence Solutions UK Ltd [10/5/07] (well, the email address defencesoluk is a bit of a giveaway, isn’t it? No marks for secrecy there then).
What kind of idiot would start a company in May, and then change the name twice in August? Now lets see, who is notably obsessed with “secrecy” and has a history of rapid and pointless name changes to companies? Who is it that persists in using the name “Skydock” when such a company doesn’t exist? Ah yes, this looks horribly familiar…
All aboard the Nuisance Gravy Train, then. Bring your own CVs.