Week of 20th February 2012:
Well, TOOTS has really excelled himself this time.
What shall we have, ladies and gentlemen? Shall we have ten explosions a day?
NO!
Shall … [read more…]
Yes, it’s been a long time since the days of Noddy, and we felt that this joke had run its course; new readers would … [read more…]
What a nice man that TOOTS is, working so hard to save lives, and so horridly misunderstood. We’ve all heard this story by now.
Of course, … [read more…]
It’s always good to find sharp people who are quick on the uptake. But let’s stick with real life:
Feb 2012:
Although nothing at all has happened … [read more…]
What do you do with people who take your money and then lie to you?
We all pay councils to work on our behalf, doing jobs … [read more…]
More nuisance warnings. On the last two occasions, tests were either carried out underground* or not at all, resulting in no evident nuisance. It doesn’t … [read more…]
Mr Briggs is going to make some more money by creating a nuisance, cracking up people’s houses and stopping them working/sleeping on Thurs 17th and … [read more…]
It’s been very quiet, but Mr Briggs is going to change all that. What better way to spend a nice sunny Spring day than making … [read more…]
Bored with just doing ordinary useful jobs? Want to get up the noses of your fellow citizens a bit more?
Well, you’re in luck! Here’s the … [read more…]
Noddy Rides Again:
[Letter in the Rasen Mail, refuting Mr Briggs’s claims to “scientific” objectivity]:
The Faldingworth explosions man, Mr Briggs, wrote in the Rasen Mail … [read more…]